Weird baseball bands

by birtanpublished on July 2, 2020

a lot of athletes fancy themselves

musicians but only baseball boasts a

growing number of dedicated tribute

bands including an all-star grindcore

act and a pop punk band named after

dancing homers favorite team we are

living in an era of unparalleled musical

baseball gifts sure basketball has the

courtside star power and football is

football but there is no other sport

where if you were so weirdly inclined

you could listen to only music about

that sport

the isotopes are a Canadian punk band

whose songs detailed a crucial minutiae

of things like the infield fly rule and

the loneliness of players defecting from

Cuba important lesson for the kids you

know well yes of a newer song worse

Columbus Ohio has slugging percentage a

two-piece who start their shows with one

of their moms playing the national

anthem on the flute and who get kids to

run in a mosh pit around them on a bass

path that they bring to every show plus

they have their own umpire which brings

us to my personal favorite the pig

destroyer referencing tribute to the Los

Angeles Dodgers breakout star yasiel

Puig Puig destroyer


featuring members of thryce and curl up

and die queen destroyer celebrate

baseball fights and ask that you stop

fucking bunting over 220 BPM blastbeats

plus they made it on ESPN so legit with

the merchandising and attendance frenzy

that he's created in Los Angeles or with

the metal band named after him with the

single called one-man fire tools but you

don't the stop with bands that are named

after baseball players you can listen to

baseball players who are named after

baseball players singing about being

baseball players because they are those

baseball players


neon Deion Sanders released his only

album primetime in 1994 must be the

money never actually charted and the

album never actually charted and even

though he was managed by MC Hammer

Sanders career quickly flower reaches

the opposite of Bernie Williams who

followed up a four-time World Series

winning career with the Yankees with two

wonderful and tasteful albums of

classical jazz guitar and he also was

nominated for a Latin Grammy



former Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo

released an album of covers called

covering the bases which included the

Fenway victory anthem dirty water

including contributions from Johnny

Damon Kevin Youkilis and Kevin Millar

and Damon and Arroyo also added vocals

to the Dropkick Murphys cover of Tessie

the other Fenway victory anthem because

the Red Sox love a good victory anthem

they also use 39 they have 3 victory

anthems and if you prefer your baseball

songs a little bit on the creamier side

Mike stud used to be a relief pitcher in

Duke before Tommy John surgery sidelined

his baseball aspirations now he raps

about relief pitching and women she said

boy I know your game all you want is

just sex Toder you can get the stepping

I got girlies on deck all of this is

ignoring the non baseball theme musical

projects of players like Jose Reyes and

Scott radensky and Omar Vizquel actually

we won't ignore Omar Vizquel this is him

covering the Goo Goo Dolls


little bit weaker than you



got a favorite baseball band or a

baseball song or baseball stack or

whatever let us know in the comments and

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every week and also listen to your

friends and weed destroyer and stop

fucking bunting


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