The Truth About TechSmartt’s Wrist Scar…
– I'm sure this isn't click bait, I say to myself as I click on the video. It's called TechSmartt. (Keaton laughing as video continues on phone) – I'm fallin' off the chair. (Keaton laughing) Hey, what's up guys? Keaton here, so I've been reading all your comments, and I keep seeing one comment on every single video thousands of times. I think we need to talk. So yeah, guys, a lot of you have asked me, "yo, what's up with your left hand? "That's a pretty interesting scar. "Are things okay? "How are you doing?"
A lot of you guys are concerned, and before I tell you, I know this is kinda weird but, make sure you have my notification turned on. Just ring that bell and comment down below telling me you've done so, I comment back after the first hour after every video goes up. That was a lot of words there, but you guys are really awesome to talk to, it's super chill. And now to tell you what's up with my hand. You wanna know how I got my scar? What happened was, I was on this plane, and I was sitting next to this really attractive girl that I liked. All of a sudden, mid flight,
I heard someone scream from the back. (indistinct screaming) I'm like, yo, what's crackin'? Someone said it's a snake, so basically, I save the entire plane from snakes. Everyone made it, the girl made it, things are going well with that. But the snake bit my left hand. – You are a psycho. (Tom screaming) – So after I save the entire plane from snakes, the pilot get food poisoning. – Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour. – Just how serious is it, doctor?
– The food on that flight was a little eh. I had to go and land the plane. I landed it on the Hudson, but I don't really know what Hudson it was, maybe it was another Hudson Bay or something, because it was completely isolated. So we all swam to the island, I got this volleyball that I named Wilson. – Wilson! – And we were just hangin' out and trappin'. A fishing boat found us on the island. All of a sudden, a fly, did I kill the fly? I did not kill the fly. A fly comes in, and basically this boat saves us all, takes us away from the island,
And as we're chillin' in the Hudson Bay. That's in New York, right? – No, that's the Hudson River. The Hudson Bay is a store that you buy expensive clothes from. – But basically, I'm on the ship, we're chillin'. The captain must have had the same food as the plane person, the pilot is what they're known as, he gets food poisoning, so I have to command the entire ship. As we see an 80 foot wave, I hafta save everyone. I go over the wave with the wheel spinnin' real fast. (George yelling) After we get over the wave, everyone's chillin', I almost see New York City with the Hudson River, got it. All of a sudden, we get boarded by pirates.
(men yelling indistinctly) Some guy tells me he's the captain now. – Look at me. – Sure. – I'm the captain now. – I let him, say "you know what, you can be the captain." I get off the boat, he takes everyone, hopefully they made it back to New York City, I don't really know. I get off, I take a plane all the way up to Canada, ride my Boosted board, fall off my Boosted board at 26 miles an hour. (man grunting in pain) Go to the ER and that is how I got my scar. (whispering) Matt beats me every night, please send help. So yeah, you probably heard that story before,
It's a tale as old as time. You probably heard that, you're parents told you it, or you heard it in school, or whatever. But yeah, that is actually how I got my scar. I fell off my Boosted board four months ago. It's crazy that it's been four months already. Had surgery, now I have this nasty looking scar that I'm trying to get away with scar pads. But yeah, a lot of you guys have asked me am I okay, am I self harming or things like that. And that's not really funny, suicide isn't a joke. And the only reason I'm bringing this up is a lot of you guys think I'm gonna kill myself or something like that. If you know of someone that is in a situation like that
And are concerned, please have 'em call the suicide hotline, the number's right here. It's not funny, it's not something I wanna joke about or anything like that. But I just really thought I needed to tell you guys, 'cause I have literally seen a thousand comments, every single video asking me, what's the deal? What is up with the scar here? Let me know in the comments if you guys know anything on how to get rid of this and make it now look like a snake bit my hand, and then I had to go on an island, command a ship, and then fly a plane. Please let me know. I make videos with my hands, so you guys have to see this for the rest of time.
So this is a group effort right here. But yeah, my hand, it's feeling better after going to physical therapy for the last month or two. And yeah, I'm almost done, I can move my hands again. It's lit. Punch you in the face. I could rock you, dude. No, no! No, no. Ow. Ow, I think you hurt my hand again. That was like a rug burn from a table. So yeah guys, thank you so much for actually caring about my hand. That's pretty much it for this video.
Thanks so much Rainbow, Caden, and MacKenzie for being- – This week's notification shout-out. Go ahead and get subscribed to the channel if you're not already. I'll upload four new videos a week. And also go ahead and tweet me @TechSmartt, send me some cool tech, or goofs, or memes, or whatever. And don't forget that I am the Keaton now. – Is that how I really talk and look? (Keaton laughing) Made my bed my valentine. Literally guys, it's one in the afternoon. I love this day.