Shit Entrepreneurs Say…

by birtanpublished on September 10, 2020

I found myself at a crossroads go to law school be a boss you don't need to change the game we are the game I'm never late for work because my office is also my bedroom I miss my opportunity when they replaced plastic straws but I'll be damned if

I'll do it again when it comes to balloons can't tell you unless you sign this NDA next week we're gonna roll out our social media campaign we already have 598 likes on Facebook oh we're like Facebook for cats mark my words this

Will be a game-changer remember Amazon lost money for years I'm pivoting into something more mobile I'm pivoting into something more social we're not concerned about profit its revenue that matters Elon is gonna tweet

About us we are so many we can be everything to everyone I don't close doors I open them okay uber of the dogs we plan to go public in two years we're gamifying make up this idea is unstoppable

This is the only money we'll ever need to raise animals what to skydive we can just get 2% of the overall market there'll be a hundred million dollar company who wouldn't work for someone else ever again unless it was Tony

Robbins I'd definitely look for him in a heartbeat I wish there was three me if I had to get myself a job I'd give myself the best reference letter you've ever seen competition what competition we don't have any

Competition everything's going electric now we're only taking the money from friends and family at this time okay sorry that's something to say first there were suspenders then belts now I give you spells our competitive

Advantage is that we were first to market yeah right now we prefer to grow organically all we need now is just funding self chewing gum need i say more have you hear people call my people aka me I can do this I use unemployment to

Leverage myself a good startup what's your Excuse if you have responded to ten emails by breakfast you're doing it wrong yes Richard Branson's gonna tweet about us we are so Google can't do this

Yep the market doesn't even know it needs us yet the media loves us we're just like Groupon just give me five minutes with your business and you'll see improvements just kidding I don't have five minutes the only orders I take

Her from my clients we are crushing it I will never sell out yeah I'm having lunch of Google tomorrow and when exactly can I sell my shares hey listen the big deal but are you guys hiring okay cool

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