iPhone 12 – DID NOT see this coming!

Wow oh boy more iPhone 12 news that is not good news this is bad news but you know what else is news oh good starch on that board what a joke good start to the show great what tech news and a wig doesn't hit the subscribe button and turn on notifications if you're sitting on the toilet right now alright hey if you made it past that intro welcome back to front page tech puppet ah of course show that gives you all this tech news from one geek that is me to another that is you speaking of tech news for the first time in like two weeks I actually looked at the tech news today like a normal

Functioning human doing this show the last few episodes front page tech have just been leaks a hundred percent like from us no other news from other tech news websites just us so I felt good today to just read the news and Here I am to report to you so I promise no leaks no exclusive stuff nothing about me today just normal technique we're gonna do a normal show and it'll feel good alright so we got a few stories to talk about today first up for the day story numero uno iPhone se oops not not the small one not small big bigger than two small plus size

According to Apple analyst Ming Chi quo good to see him back in the show also the most reputable Apple leaker we have he says the iPhone se plus is postponed well I mean okay listen I know I said we weren't going to talk about our leaks or we weren't going to talk about me but I you know said that who's actually in the last episode of front page tech we went ahead and mention that there is an iPhone se plus you know what we originally thought was gonna be the iPhone 9 plus the iPhone se plus I mentioned was coming in March next year 2021 alright but to be fair though that

Is the Marches the first half of the year obviously so you know Kuo was saying that it's actually postponed longer and going to bleed into the next half of the this of course you know because of the bap bap because of the pandemic we have this is why we can't have nice things anyway so hg quo is saying that you know expect this in the second half of the year and real quick I would like to be clear here I don't trust myself more than I trust maangchi quo like if he says something I'm gonna trust him over me that's just how it is I respect him

More than I respect myself so not according to leaks or anything just my own personal opinion I I don't think I think it's coming in March again you know this is just my own personal opinion but we're we're a long ways out a lot of things can change and right now iPhone is the priority iPhone is Apple's priority especially in terms of production like a lot of their other product lines are just sort of not getting the attention they deserve right now because Apple is shifting resources to make sure iPhone gets the love it deserves and you know what nothing

Against Ming Chi Kuo and his prediction here I just think we'll be pleasantly surprised and I think it'll make it out the door by March next year 2021 now if you want to know what else I know like in terms of additional information I can provide here whether we get it in March 2021 or later in the year of 2821 we're still not going to get another refresh to the SE we're just going to be getting the iPhone se plus and it's gonna have the a13 chip in it like it's not gonna be upgraded to the a14 is at least as far as I know but if you think about it

Right because at that point the a13 will be not the current processor at that point we'll have the 814 so technically it's a you know a year or so behind at least from what I'm told it'll sort of balance itself out even though we're getting a new bigger size the processor will not be as current so the price will still sit around $400 next year when this thing launches okay alright that's it I'll stay out of it alright let's just let me just cover the news as normal for the rest of the show okay promise hey speaking of the pandemic the thing you can't say on YouTube soda bap

Bap twitter is updating their guidelines with how they handle people tweeting about the bap bap well hello there ladies and gentlemen listen I don't know if you know this but apparently there are people living actual real-life people that think that 5g caused the bap bap they think that people are getting sick because of 5g I would just like to put out this simple public service announcement to say that if you are one of those people please shove a lava lamp all the way directly up your anus anyway according

To Twitter's guidelines they're just gonna start the leading tweets they're just gonna start removing tweets about this like they've been doing this trying to make sure that misinformation doesn't spread but it's Twitter and everybody is a complete goddamn and so this is one of those things so they're just gonna they just gave up there they have literally given up on society and they're just gonna start removing tweets because what out what else can you do you know Twitter if you're watching I would like to give you an idea of how to handle this of course if you don't mind

When someone's clickity-clack in a way type in they're very thoughtful tweet about how five G is like cooking you like a hot pocket and making you have rona as soon as someone presses Send on that tweet just pop up this dull tweet you just pop up this menu in front of them that just says no just says no you frakking delete your account you know the best part is that there are people watching this right now they think that go ahead just for funsies check down in the comment section you'll find a few people down there below you're just stupid you're just letting

The government control your thoughts Jon I'll tell you what you can't control mine and you know what I don't have Rona one no why because I don't have 5g in my town put the pieces get but there you go everybody I rest my case seriously it's gonna happen check the comments you'll find them and I listen I don't I'm not gonna condone picking on people but go ahead in this case if you see any of those people in the comment section just shame them frakking idiots alright so we have one more iPhone story for the day before we

Get into that I will tell you about Verizon the place where you can use iPhones careful though they have 5g I just think you should know Verizon has been offering their customers an extra 15 gigabits gigabytes gigabytes gig of whatever they've been offering 15 gigs extra for customers at least in terms of data did I say it was data its data well this is falling apart real quick turns out they're extending that still 15 gigabytes extra per customer but throughout may now so this is gonna this is gonna continue as of the time of this recording it's going to end on March

31st of course that could change just like it did this time could change again it depends that's it that's the whole story okay moving on so last up for the day iPhone 12 news more news coming out from Ming cheek whoa ah not good news thanks to Ming Qi quote we have some brand new never heard before information that the iPhone 12 is gonna be delayed a bit so instead of it launching and shipping in September like it normally would he's saying to expect it around october/november oh wait a minute hang

On a second it's seems like you know we're gonna we weren't gonna talk about us and our leaks or anything but it seems if I look closely here looks like somebody that you know said that same thing oh wait a minute is that is that me I did I say did I really say this all right I did huh I did so I have been saying this for like a month or so I have a sign down just kidding I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it today but for real this isn't about necessarily who said it first I know I'm usually like to do that but in this case I'm just glad to mean

She quote was saying the same thing because it makes me feel better it backs me up with my information so mainsheet quote thanks for having my back dude you don't know who I am but thanks now along with this information he actually gave another detail sitting that mass-production for the iPhone 12 may not even start until September and naturally that freaked a lot of people out like Oh Mike it's gonna be so late it's not even coming in 2020 what are we gonna do but everyone cool your britches calm down that's that's sort of how it works and it still

Lines up with the timeline I gave you in fact let me remind you of this last month in March specifically on the 18th I went ahead and tweeted that the iPhone 9 had just entered mass production of course we now we know it's the iPhone se at that time we were all calling it the iPhone 9 and then you know just about a month later now we're actually getting it it's launching and it's shipping and everyone's gonna have their iPhone se like tomorrow or whatever it comes so yeah that's typically how it works even though production itself lasts months years even for some devices mass

Production usually starts and then soon after that you can expect a launch of some kind so just like we saw with the iPhone se where last month and entered mass production we can assume we'll see a similar timeline with the iPhone 12 which lines up with the delays I was trying to tell you about so mass production will start in September launch in October November around that timeframe it's not good news but it's also not the worst news I think we could have heard that it's not coming this year at all there's that but it is it'll

Be fine and that's it that's the show hopefully like to you learn something you did hit the like button you hate my stupid face thousands of people do so go ahead hit the dislike button that one's for you for you here subscribe and I'll see you guys you