How to Troll a Vegan

by birtanpublished on August 21, 2020

Hey everyone and welcome to a new video I've been thinking a lot recently because obviously the number of vegans is rising all the time the amount of vegan content on social media is rising all the time and because of this something else is simultaneously

Increasing and that that is the vegan troll comments and so what I thought to be interesting today is to go through some of these comments so we can try and pin down and work out all the different requirements necessary to be a top-tier

V control and so I've been going through my comments and I've been scouring through my different social media platforms to try and work it all out and I think I've discovered the top formula required to be a high tier V control

Another first recommendation I'm gonna give you guys is potentially the most obvious but is also the most devastating as well it's let's start with the first example here those look like some good as cows making

Me a lil hungry and you can see a picture of some mistake here and here's another one thanks for giving them water keeps my steak a little more juicy again with the obligatory image and this one no context no words just images of

Steaks grilling on the barbecue now what we have to remember is that vegans well they were all born vegan right I mean if you cans never ate meat and we're not living in a world where we're bombarded by advertisements every single day where

We see images like this as soon as we leave the house and we don't shop in supermarkets there's big long aisles covered in meat and flesh no we're not around it at all and so if you really want to get to a vegan and you want to

Destroy those snowflake vegans the best thing you can do is leave an image of a steak and now if you're really strapped for time and you you just don't have access to these images then another thing I recommend is is letting if you

Can know what you're consuming right now let them know what you're eating as you're watching their video or even let them know what you're going to go and eat tell that vegan that because of them you're going to go out to a steak house

That eat more meat now let's look at some examples now I'm going to eat a steak or steak it's what's for dinner I'm having a juicy steak and a lovely car glass of milk watching this do I feel bad no milk emoji steak emoji

Another one I eat meat because it tastes good all in caps no remember that vegans have never eaten meat and so they've never had the chance to even consider whether or not it tastes nice to tell them put up all in caps and let that

Vegan know that you eat animals because you think that they taste nice that will sure shut them up never won no I think I'll start spending more money on meat and milk soft snowflake Egan's I love the word snowflake I think

It's really effective to use that go to a a vegan Channel watch the video get upset by the content and then call the vegan the snowflake okay because there's no I already at play here and then tell them you go start spending more money

Because that's what a vegan doesn't want well I said hey let's not buy these products and so tell them you're going to spend more of your money on those products because that will show them again and the next one after that and

This is potentially my favorite was gonna comment but my steak is on the grill gotta go he says in this comment I guess the next top recommendation from that point onward would then be to threaten with physical acts of violence

Because vegans like so we gather like beta males and they're just so pathetic and so they're very intimidated by threats of violence from strangers on the internet I mean it's definitely guaranteed enough to make them stop

Being vegan and so let's go from examples here of this and I'll give you a kind of some clues of what I think works really well these cowboys that showed some major restraint not just smack miss vegans square across the face

I sure would have this dude needs punched so bad I'm seriously quite disappointed that this lanky ass girl her hipster do-gooder didn't get his ass beated nostra after about what's really effective about this comment is that the

Person calls me a do-gooder in an insulting way now if you really want to upset an offense on calling them a do-gooder someone tries to do good is definitely a way to do that again so this is the next one this one's a little

Bit different stupid vegans should be executed they make everything so complicated stupid Regan's aren't ever gonna make a difference in the world if I was president I would force and eat meat as

Punishment by earth law well I mean it's true isn't it vegans do make things complicated you know we say hey you know don't harm others very complicated notion isn't it and it's only right and rational that they should be executed

For doing so what the hell is this lids hard garbage I looked up steven crowder not soy boy Jesus Christ now I want a steak next one is God's when is this guy earthling I'm gonna die

I mean coined the science probably about 9 or 10 years after you do okay so the next one earthling adds I hope you get kidnapped and shot you know how to ruin someone's day and job I really sympathize this one

Because III do think it's important to say that it's not right just to say that bad thing should happen to a vegan they should be proportional and it should be rational and I do really feel sorry for this guy he got up it's a lovely day

He's got up and on his mind he's thinking I'm gonna go to a steak house today and I'm gonna have a juicy steak and not only that I'm gonna take a picture of that juicy steak so it's saved in my folder that I can send to a

Vegan later and these are please excited he's going to stay casting he's scrolling for Instagram and up pops one of my videos maybe it's the dismantled dairy campaign and he watches it and all of a sudden

He's forced to question his morality his ethics he's forced to think to himself well how do I justify this and his days ruined because he knows he can't justify it but instead of accepting that and going to the vegan restaurant just

Around the corner he becomes angry because he's been forced to question things that by himself that he wouldn't have had to question if he had not seen that video at that particular moment I have ruined his day and for that is only

Rationale really that I deserve to be kidnapped and shot so those are my top recommendations I hope you found am insightful and I hope that they've given you confidence now to go out there and destroy some vegans and more importantly

Melt those animal-loving snowflake do-gooders right because god forbid someone wants to reduce the amount of suffering they cause to sentient beings on this planet what an absurd idea right alright guys well that's it for today's

Video I hope that you've enjoyed it I'm aware that probably most of you have seen comments like this before maybe even had them sent directly to you it seems that every time we share like a video of an animal rights action or even

Just a recipe for some vegan food or you know an article about something positive related to veganism these type of comments always seem to appear pictures of steak shared by someone or so I'm just writing the word bacon in all caps

That's going to upset us or offend us or make us doubt veganism or make us not want to advocate for veganism and I think that that's probably the reason isn't it you know people see stuff about veganism maybe it makes them angry

Because it's making them reflect and they don't want to their cognitive dissonance it's time to have an effect on them or this time to realize they're living in that state of cognitive dissonance and so instead they start

Wanting to send pictures because they hope that maybe doing that enough will discourage us from posting but of course it's not gonna work and it's a bit of an absurd tactic isn't it something to poke fun up at the very

Least alright well thank you so much for watching today's video I really appreciate it and just before we end I have a little message as well so I'm very pleased to say that today's particular video has been sponsored by

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