Hot Chocolate 3 Ways – You Suck at Cooking (episode 82)

published on July 20, 2020

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck it's a myth that hot chocolate is called hot chocolate because it involves bringing chocolate to a high temperature the truth is hot chocolate means using hot chocolate so it's important to start

With a chocolate that you find the hottest for this first cocoa powder based hot chocolate you might consider a hot tattooed barista cocoa powder or a can of hot lumbersexual cocoa powder I'll use one tablespoon of each to mix

The best of coffee making expertise with the ability to look rugged while having no idea how to operate a chainsaw I'm heating up one cup of milk first but making sure not to boil it exactly not like that once it's hot it makes mixing

The cocoa super easy if the milk is cold you'll be in Hell trying to mix that up which is ironic because how isn't cold it's hot it's full of fire and brimstone and shit so you want to try to avoid that the risk is a great tool to use for

Maximum D Clemmie fication I'm adding in a pinch of salt to cut the bitterness and to enhance the flavor of everything all the time I'm adding in three teaspoons of honey to sweeten it check it for webs then adjust the sweetness

And the chocolate enos to your liking don't let the man tell you how sweet or how chocolaty to have your hot chocolate let me tell you instead three teaspoons of honey mmm it's a damn fine cup of hot chocolate slash cocoa for hot chocolate

Number two I've got artsy hot semi-sweet baking chocolate and some hot intellectual semi-sweet baking chocolate which allows us to infuse the beverage with beautiful insights stimulating thoughts and the ability to speak with

Aggressively abstract off-putting confidence we'll put in four to six squares of that semi-sweet chocolate we'll just get that milk heat it up let's ignore that boiling again for me this is already complete it's sweet

Enough it tastes good you might want a little brown sugar half to a full teaspoon then I'm gonna razzle dazzle this one with 1/8 of a teaspoon of ginger powder if you don't like awesome things I recommend not adding the ginger

Because this kicks major ass mmm that's a damn fine hot chocolate if you're not interested in making homemade hot chocolate you can get a packet from the store simply mix it together with boiling water then pour it into your

Bottle get inside your crib and read a nice story there once was a little boy who wanted to take hot chocolate but he was too scared to put the ingredients together himself so he made it from a package and instead

Of growing up he spent his whole life being a big big baby and then he realized that he just had an adult baby fish and he found a partner who was totally into it and they lived happily ever after free from the judgment of

Society the end for the third hot chocolate which is a deep mysterious and complex hot chocolate we've got hot surfer 85% dark chocolate in some hot raver 85% dark chocolate this combines two of the world's greatest athletes the

Surfer is more of an explosive energy athlete well the raver is an endurance athlete but what's hotter than these two hot chocolates the hottest chocolate of them all the chocolate that's just being itself the chocolate whose identity

Isn't based on how big of a wave it can surf what sub-genre of minimal tech it can identify how many Nietzsche ideas that can articulate how rugged it looks it's just chocolate nany need to be anything other than chocolate just

Kidding you lazy develop a style and be cool like the rest of other people who've figured out how to do that without trying to hurt or don't I'm not sure we'll take three squares of the 85% one cup of milk 2 or 3 teaspoons of

Maple syrup a couple drops of vanilla and we're bringing that salt back this is a good hot chocolate if you want to tell other people that they probably don't have the palate to enjoy something so sophisticated mmm that's a damn good

Hot chocolate and now you have an important decision to make should you put marshmallows in your hot chocolate the answer is simple look into your heart think about what you like and then say no you should not the reason

Why is because marshmallows are objectively bad they're really just a gimmick because marshmallows float it's like reverse bubble tea and if you think marshmallows are good let's do a quick comparison against other sweet things

Marshmallows versus jujubes marshmallows versus sour keys marshmallows versus chocolate-covered almonds marshmallows versus stroopwafel marshmallows versus old man mints marshmallows versus a shot of molasses marshmallows versus pizza

Crusts marshmallows versus a honey dipped Power Stone marshmallows versus a sponge with sugar sprinkled on top I think I've made my point but just to be a good sport I'm gonna yep nope totally wrong marshmallows are excellent

With a classic hot coco but keep them the fuck away from the other two hot chocolates have some dignity will you or don't just put marshmallows and everything why don't you in any case this hot chocolate will get you through

Winter or if you're living somewhere hot it can also get you through the winter of your discontent milk those negative feelings for all they're worth bring yourself back with the delicious taste of homemade hot chocolate

but the cold grip take a big sip get it in your lips hot chocolate can't stop

With the gum with molten chocolate

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