Google is making my Worst Nightmare

by birtanpublished on November 22, 2020

Oh google what are you doing okay we had a deal on this one all right the deal was i say nice things about your budget pixel phones and in return you don't make any more versions of the pixel slate okay and this counts this totally counts you may think it doesn't count but it does because apparently some leaked documents within google showcase they are working on a foldable version of the pixel flagship oh god let's begin

Yeah this quite literally is my worst nightmare okay google you had something good going for you all right the pixel 4a looks good i ordered one it's coming in the mail because you don't want to send me phones anymore and i think i'm going to end up recommending it i think i'm going to end up liking it and saying that for the money this thing is totally worth it but every year you do the same crap with the flagship phones rocking gimmicky features that you're gonna forget about in a year that no one likes and yet there's still this whole team

Pixel fan base that keeps acting like no air they'll be different this year no it's not going to be like those crappy samsung air gestures this time it's different because we got the solely chip and google is known for supporting things for a long long time oh yeah they scrapped it in one year also face unlock that's that's sticking around they got their own version of face id no no no no google they're going to stick to it this time this is going to be more consistent uh they're distant

A year later google you are not good at flagships you are not good at high priced items you are good when it comes to the budget easy access market for people that don't want to spend flagship prices because when you make affordable cheap hardware you usually end up doing a pretty good job and i wish you would keep doing that and a foldable oh god okay even the companies that are good at making flagships like samsung even they can't get the foldable right they try but even then it's super duper expensive it's way in the high price

Category and if google you're working on a foldable oh god i can't imagine what kind of gimmicky features this thing is going to be rocking but also we've seen you try to do a tablet before okay we saw the pixel slate we saw how laggy that was we saw how inconsistent that was and the idea that you want to make a miniature version that can also fold into a flagship oh god it's literally everything i hate about made by google hardware wrapped into one product okay we're talking about the inconsistent quality control

And gimmicky features that we've had in their flagship line whether it be 90 hertz only working over a certain screen brightness or air gestures or the giant notch because it has a dual front-facing camera right you're okay with that notch well they ditch it a year later anyway and then roping that into the pixel slate team which doesn't really know how to make hardware work either so now you can get the worst of both worlds you can get the lagginess of the slate and the gimmicks and the poor design of the flagship into one

Probably dated insanely expensive product because i'm sure they want to put 5g in this crap though i guess they will be able to say this probably has the best photos of a foldable ever taken because it'll be rocking you know pixel software but unless you find a way to basically make the pixel fold a you know a more affordable version of a fold that maybe is in the sub 1 000 price department this is not worth it google i'm putting my foot down now and saying don't pursue this

Idea okay you tried the tablet thing in the past it didn't work and year after year after year you've tried to compete it with the iphones and the galaxies and make a one thousand dollar flagship hardware and you always miss the mark you always fail to realize what people care about and if you can't even get those flagship rights man you should not be even thinking about doing a foldable at this point what you should be focusing on is how do we make the pixel 4a better and how do we even lower the price further for the pixel 5a okay

Because you're bumping up with the limits of what you know budget smartphone users care about and your lineup is already starting to confuse me with your teasing on the website of the pixel 4 axl as well as the pixel 5 5g i'm pretty sure there's going to end up being a product at some point that is the pixel 4a xl5g which basically why don't you just name it after the serial number at that point it's getting so long and complicated when it comes to the letters and numbers let foldables be a

Samsung thing okay they clearly know what they're doing and they know how to make the best hardware go into a product sure it is very very expensive but google when it comes to flagship you don't have a good track record of making decent specs for the money unless of course you're charging under 500 for a phone then you find a way to make it work so i think similar to all of us in this world we need to figure out what skills we have what talents we do have and kind of stick with them okay in google you've found your niche

You've found your skill you're really good at making these budget hardware phones that have flagship type features and anytime you try to stray away from that i just see colossal failure which is why i'm sure many of you out there are just like well let's let let's let google do their thing let's see what kind of foldable they can make all of you open-minded fools this is gonna be a disaster i'm predicting it now just because i know the hardware team that's been involved with pixels in the past and

Frankly if this thing ends up happening a bit it might be kind of funny actually i would love to see an event where they try to talk about why having a foldable pixel is so helpful seeing how cringy they're made by google events have been in the past i could get behind this you know i i could i could laugh quite a bit samsung event was really cringy i'd like to see google top that one so in hindsight i guess bring it on okay do the best you can google i'm sure

A lot of youtubers would get a kick out of this one because we like to imagine in the tech community that the pixel is a major player despite them being such a tiny percentage of the market so if they started going after an even smaller percentage of the market with their oh so precious two thousand dollar pixel fold and once again everybody will be convinced foldables are a thing everybody's making foldables just no one's buying them because no one cares what do you guys think of google making a foldable pixel that's probably going

To have dated internal designs and likely stop getting software updates after three years feel free to hit me up over on twitter join my discord let's chat more about it over there this is your app sweep here and this video will guarantee i'm never going in team pixel again i'll see you in the next one you

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