Dear APPLE, you’re FULL OF S#%T

by birtanpublished on April 5, 2021

dear Tim Cook y'all full of shrimp get daily tech flows in a way that doesn't suck hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss the next episode what's going on guys welcome back from page tactical show that gives you all these tech news I don't know what this is I'm just from paste actually gives you always technique someone geek that's me together that is you happy Thursday just a quick reminder you only got a few days left to enter our Christmas giveaway if you missed it we're giving away two count them to TCL six series 4k 55 inch

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Would work better in Google Chrome like for real some browser engineers that work on edge obviously within Microsoft strongly believe they are convinced that at some point Google added code within YouTube to break compatibility in Microsoft edge now according to them this happened like earlier this year I guess and if you remember some time last week I think we reported that Microsoft was switching browser rendering engines so effectively Microsoft was giving up on their own browser hopes and dreams they were leaving edge HTML their rendering engine to instead go to the

Open source Pro Miam project and a big part of that reasoning apparently is because according to this engineer from Microsoft he believes that Google kept making changes to their sites that broke other browsers and at least Microsoft he says quote unquote couldn't keep up now before we call on this like I don't want to go full conspiracy theory here but also this happened if you forgot months ago a program manager from Mozilla claimed that a YouTube redesign made YouTube the site itself five times slower in Firefox and in edge now if you forgot that

Specific incident actually caused edge Safari and Firefox users to revert scripts to attempt to improve the YouTube experience at the time and now with this current story Google has responded and denied these claims they claimed it this thing that the engineer is talking about was just a bug at a point and it's fixed it was fixed after it was awarded in their response they said YouTube does not add code designed to defeat optimizations in other browsers and works quickly to fix bugs when they're discovered I think that's a lie I think Google could steal

Everybody's lunch money here what do you guys think let us know in the comments section below do you really think Google would actively try to sabotage other browsers to try to make chrome look better after all a lot of the Internet's traffic is in Google Sites Google services they have that kind of control I think they do it I think they would do it alright so the last two stories of the day are about Apple and honey they are not good Apple is getting their drats kicked into the dirt right now Qualcomm is back at it again and they have won another

Partial ban against Apple this time in Germany and this is actually going to cause Apple to have to pull the iPhone 7 and iPhone 8 models from its stores in Germany this time according to this ruling Apple's devices were infringing on fall coms intellectual property that was related to power savings and smartphones and this time the workaround isn't so easy for Apple and it's gonna have to they're just add to pull it we're gonna have to pull those phones listen I kind of gotta give it to Qualcomm for really going after Apple like with the persistence of a thousand

Burning Suns they do not care in four years they've been going after Apple trying to get this stuff banned we've covered it just like earlier this year sometime they were trying to get the iPhone 10 banned in the US and now not you but they are getting iPhones banned in a lot of different places now of course this is just the iPhone 7 and iPhone 8 in this case they are the older models so not the end of the world it could be worse they couldn't get them all banned so luckily for you Germans it's all fine

What do you think of that that was very bad ok the last stuff this one is really fracking dumped Apple is being really freaking dumb so let's rewind a bit this one goes back to the Jerry Riggs everything video where he bent the iPad pro like a lot now some of you might remember that on the record I actually went ahead and said oh yeah okay of course literally nothing against Zack from Jerry Riggs everything nothing against this video I was more going against just the outrage the mass outrage of people of course this thing bends it's aluminium

It's super thin you try to bend it like that of course it's gonna Bend nobody should be shocked don't put it in your back pocket don't sit on it that just you know common sense it's not the heart like whether you love or hate Apple we got to be honest it's kind of amazing engineering as it is any pens if you try to bend it it will Bend yes that is a thing so that whatever I didn't have a problem with that but what I do have a problem with is iPad pros shipping bent so the whole bending problem with iPad pros seems to be more of an issue with the LTE models there's apparently a

Plastic strip that breaks up the iPads like flat aluminum sides and that's where the antenna line divides into two sections of the metal that some users that's where you noticed been even worse though is that some people are receiving their iPad pros already bent like they didn't have to sit on they didn't have to bend it like Zak in that video it would just came that way it just came Franta apparently the bend is a result of the cooling process that's involved in the iPad pros metal and plastic components during the actual manufacturing process and both sides of

The iPad pro will have this problem okay so some of them have shift bent that's not good but it gets worse here's the real issue Apple responded and they said it's normal no no this is just a simple side effect of the manufacturing process and it should not worsen over time or negatively affect your performance your experience with the iPad / it's just been it's the worst so according to Apple this is not a defect and this is normal it will not make your experience worse it's still fast look how fast whoa

How fast is Frank ohyeah now I want to be clear just for a second because Apple's response was given to the verge they confirm this with the Virgin Light look at that blend long enough to think the verge historically has away with headlines the headline for this article obviously reads Apple confirm some iPad pros ship slightly bent but says it's normal but here's the thing I looked all through that article and there is nowhere in there a direct quote from Apple like not apples words directly just diverges interpretation of whatever Apple said to

Them so this is very very stupid but I'm just gonna hope that Apple did not say something this rack and stupid and the verge just sort of played it up for the article but either way it is not normal you Frank EDS you not normal what is wrong with you like what what is actually wrong with you Tim huh you look at me when I'm talking to you I get it you make a lot of iPad pros you shift a lot of iPad pros but if you ship one and it is bent let the person who's like oh man it came this way let the person take it in give them one that is flat not frakked-up is that

Too much to ask I don't understand why is it's not normal it is not normal to ship up friend thousand two thousand dollar sheet of metal futuristic thing is penned already you'll look at this picture no no no no no not normal we have a word for what this is already it's called a defect and you got it oh don't give a sh if they worked fine if they come like that worried they work fine it's still real fast I don't give a shrimp it looks Frank tough therefore it is frakked-up that's how you that's how I live my life looks pretty tough instead

Of two simple rules looks friend up is random that's it if people get a bent iPad pro gives them a new one Frank get your own out of your own mouth

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