Burn $200 Instead of Buying This On Amazon…
– What's up guys? Keaton here. So this is a new series here on the channel called Burn or Earn. We're basically. People here at Techsmartt, they go on Amazon and they pick out stuff under a certain price range. – That sounds exciting. – And the reason I'm doing this is basically I'm so desensitized to tech — – We've been desensitized. – I'm so numb. – So people here, they buy stuff for me and pretty much just force me to check out new products.
– Look at it! Look at it! Look at it! – And if it's in Earns, say it's a cool product, they get that item's cash value. So this is a way to give out some cash here, check out some cool stuff. Let's open the box. Alright so this is Ev. Ev's the video guy here at Techsmartt. So Ev bought all these items under $200 bucks. So Ev, you better not have burned the money. You gotta get a better box. You gotta design a box.
Someone design a box. Vote up in the iCard if we should design a box. And by the way, all links will be down in the description if you guys want to check any of this out. I don't know, what do I grab first? This smartphone projector. This is the first item. ♪ First thing first ♪ I'm gonna be harsh, if I think it's absolute crap, I'm gonna tell you it's absolute crap. Smartphone Projector 2.0 cinema in a box, comes ready-built.
This actually might be kinda cool, Ev. You might have not disappointed me. – Hey son, you're a disappointment. – If I have to build this… This is some crystal. You a wizard? – You're a wizard Harry. – We're getting somewhere. Bam, we've got our lens in. Alright, let's get a video going. I mean, I see it. I see the video. I'm playing Rex Orange County "Sunflower". ♪ Make it down down, do-do-down ♪ Oh, I need my brightness at 100%.
I'm a goof. – I'm Goofy Goober! It should show up right? There're just too many lights in here. You're about to get a burn here, boy. Yeah, Ev, bro, burn. It is deserved. Mess. I thought this would work. Next up in Michigan is check out the impulse buy where I actually pick out good items right up there in the iCard. We're going for item two. – We're number two,
We're number two. – What is this? There's no way this can fail. It's a virtual reality headset. – Virtually improve your dating skills. – Oh whoa, yo, good pickup, good pickup. Let me get my phone out. Let's plug this in. Oh, that's a sick joke. Good, ha-ha-ha, you made a funny. – Is this some kind of a sick joke? – You buy me a VR headset with headphones. Good one. An adaptor won't fit in here. You're on your way to another burn, my friend.
Alright, so, as punishment, Ev has given me his Pixel which has a headphone jack. This phone has been through war. (gunshots) If I pull up YouTube am I gonna find some nerdy stuff on your nerdy phone? Where's the YouTube App? I'm going through all your apps here Ev, so let's. Are you sure you have YouTube? Have you ever seen a YouTube video? – You can check it out on YouTube. – Do you know where you work, Ev? This is bad. This is on you.
Alright, so let's try this out. We're gonna watch the "It" trailer in 360. The world's dirtiest phone, here we go. And the headphones, oh I'm so excited. Oh, it's gonna be sick. (thunder) Oh no! Oh my! This is really good. Audio doesn't sound too bad, headphones actually sound pretty good. It's a VR, it's all-in. Under 200 for sure but not bad dude, you earned it. Alright we're one and one right now. One Burn, one Earn, here we go. What's this little guy?
It looks like a wireless charger? Oh, wow, this is not a wireless charger. Alright so this is a selfie light. It attaches on to your device. I checked out this LuMee iPhone case like two years ago that now everyone has. You missed that video, I'll throw it right up there in the iCard. That's an OG. So how this works is there's a button on the back and when you press it, the LEDs come on. It just clips onto your phone. That's nice so you're getting that ring-light effect. Oh whoa!
That looks good. Okay, okay, okay. So I have it right below the camera. I like the ring-light. It's a good size. I'd say it's probably around the size of like a baseball. – The size of a tangerine. – Oh okay, that's not bad. I had it on the camera. Now that it's on the screen, yeah, that's not moving. I think I might, whoa. Yeah, definitely throwing this one on the 'gram.
No way, and it gets brighter? There's variable brightness on here. Three modes of brightness. Selfie takers are gonna like this. Ev, you earned this one. $14 bucks! You are up right now on me, sir. Let's go to the next one. Alright, so Ev's at two Earns and one Burn. Let's just jump into this thing. We're going for this. What did you get? This is a phone. Dude, I like phones. I need a burner phone like this.
This is kinda cool. I like a freebie, Ev. The USB light. And a tool. You wanna — ♪ Wanna Fanta ♪ ♪ Don't you wanna ♪ Oh, no, not if you wanna, because you need to screw the back on. This guy, I'm telling ya, watch out for him. I don't know if you're getting the earn on this one. Not liking it. You gonna make me get a drill to put my phone together? Oh, please remove the sticker contact to start up the battery.
I have to unscrew all these screws now. Whoa, we've got two SIM slots, a micro-SD card, and then the SIM slot. Not bad. I'm not even gonna put the back on. Screw it. See what I did there? You might have earned it, Dog. Check that out. There's a USB port at the bottom. This phone not only has a fat battery, and is a phone, which you charge by USB, but you can charge other devices. Man's thinking.
Oh, the flashlight turned on, didn't it? And you didn't say anything Ev. FM radio, like, everything's in here. Yo, you got yourself another Earned it. $45 dollars. Man's not hot. ♪ My girl told me take off your jacket ♪ ♪ I said babe, man's not hot ♪ On to the fifth item, rock it, fan. I have always seen this. It's a USB clock fan, so when you plug it in, it spins around. Basically will show you the clock in a cool way. Got it all plugged in
And it's got this flexible arm. Check this out. What? Dude, I've always wanted one of these. I'm gonna plug this into my laptop, and then to set the time you just mess with the ON button. You just hold it down. It feels really nice. So it keeps you cool, and tells you the time, Earned it. How much have you earned? Cause you earned it. – No son, you earned it. – Wow, another $14 bucks. My man Ev is killing the game. Four Earns, one Burn.
What's this LED light? What is this all about? Super bright, energy saving, no glare. So this is what the bulb looks like. Oh it's like giving a flame effect, check that out. It's not the dumbest thing I've ever seen. How much was this? If it's more than $10 bucks, I'm burning it. $12 dollars, burned it. Sorry, bud. You're doing what this lamp's doing right now. You're burning money. Alright Ev, you disappointed me on the last one. I'm sure you were disappointed, it looked cool.
– You're a disgrace. – We got two items left and I'm pulling them both out here. I don't know what to even say. You know I have a problem with these — (demonic laughing) You guys don't know what's going on here. I made a video on a $2 dollar iPhone killer. Basically these iPhone fans, they short your phone, they ruin the battery. They basically almost start it on fire. Whoa, okay, that's gotten hot. That, that's gotten hot. And you got me one.
I don't even want to think this is over $15 dollars. If it is, auto-burn. I'm burning everything here. – Let's burn this mother down. – And a little bluetooth speaker that you just somehow threw together with this. Let's look at this bluetooth speaker here. If one of these items burns, you lose both of them. I'm changing the rules, because I make the rules here. I'm mad at Ev. Bluetooth speaker's on. I know what I'm saving for last
Cause I don't want my phone to die. I want to keep enjoying my phone while it's still around. Let's connect this bluetooth speaker and see how loud it is. You can roll it around and the sound follows. It's like 360 sound. It's a little manual labor. – Cool, what kind of sound system does it have? – (singing) I just want a big house like Gatsby. That's loud. This is loud. You did well. Now will this iPhone fan work on the first try?
Don't get these, guys. They're gonna burn your phone. Here we go, it's plugged in. No movement at all. Alright, I'm trying this again. No, it's not even admitting a current. This motor would be vibrating. Burn, both of them. So there you guys have it. Ev earned a total of $125 dollars. Big shout out to him. So that's gonna do for this video. Make sure you guys hit subscribe if you're new so you don't miss another episode of this. Drop a line if you guys want another
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