Apple is in HUGE TROUBLE in 2020…

Ah man bad news guys can't find Tim Cook he's gone last I heard from him he texted me and said help I'm lost I can't see through all this money well hey you there welcome back from page Tech why do you say it's southern I'm rusty okay welcome back front page Texas show gives you all the latest tech news from one geek that is me to know that is you welcome to Season eight we're still ironing out some of the new assets so you might see some slight changes over the next couple days and of course the incredibly talented Randy Vasquez we've got new music from Randy

Vasquez this is his third season with us and we just love him link to his YouTube channel down below in the description go subscribe just cuz I said and of course let us know what you think about all the new stuff ok let's do the news alright so first up for the day story numero uno whoa feels so good to say that a bit of a fun story actually and maybe you know it may be fun isn't the right word for what this is the plague Wow okay so I guess that's one way to intro a story of the coronavirus you know like the where everyone is an alcoholic look at these people suffering it's contagious once

You catch the corona virus you are now alcoholic this just how it is sorry okay alright so that's not actually what it is it's actually kind of scary and it's killing a lot of people we shouldn't have come back anyway as the corona virus is spreading the outbreak continues something weird has happened and to be clear the corona virus is not the fun part of the story the next part is the fun part just like don't cancel me or whatever plague Inc is now getting crazy popular if you haven't heard of it it's it's a mobile game where you create a plague and the goal is to kill

Everybody literally like you create play a plague you try to spread it and eventually kill everyone in the world you kill everyone you win the game whoa and since the whole coronavirus thing is happening naturally of course plague Inc is really pop again it's in the top charts now listen this is not a new game like for some reason lots of people saw this was like that's that's frakked-up right we got to god of plague actually occurring a virus is spreading and you made a game where you try to kill everybody nah that's not what happened in fact the developer of

The mobile game plague Inc has come out and was like hey man listen this is is just a game just a game I don't know if you guys remember this but it originally came out in 2012 and it started to get really popular like almost right away what you're looking at right here is actually a clip of me talking about this game when it came out this was like seven years ago this was one of the first episodes of front page tech crazy anyway it's in the news because it's popular again because of the whole coronavirus thing listen I'm not telling you go download it or anything but it's

Really fun you should go download it alright so next up let's talk about oppo specifically the Oppo find x2 I think I got the name right I don't know I just work here anyway according to this here tweet from ice universe from our friendly neighborhood ass universe to find x2 will have a 120 Hertz display but that's not the important part it will also feature according to him 65 watt crazy fast charging saying it only takes 35 minutes to fully charge the phone first of all holy that's crazy second of all expect this to happen oh

I'm just gonna go ahead and plug my Oppo find x2 in right here to charge in 35 minutes Yeah right where's my hand oh just jokes I'm just kidding I'm sure it's gonna be great it's just a joke and plus the coronavirus will get you before your hand ever blows off and last up for the day Apple sells a lot of how much rent you ask umm a record amount a fact Apple just reported their earnings for q1 of 2020 and it is a lot in fact it was their best quarter ever setting a new record so there's that keep in mind this is just one quarter okay ninety one

Point eight billion with the B dollars revenue with 20 2.2 billion with ABI dollars in profit according to Tim Cook demand for both iPhone 11 and 11 Pro is super high even though remember we're not gonna get individual unit sales anymore for this stuff but probably more impressive than iPhone related stuff would be Apple's wearables right now the wearables category set a brand new record for q1 that surpassed the Mac for the first time which I mean make sense in the wearables category that includes air pods Apple watch and other accessories like Beats headphones and

Yeah even the home pod is thrown in there somewhere though you don't wear that so I don't know how that's in there now outside of hardware ok apples services services themselves brought in at 12 point 7 billion dollars of course services includes the App Store the Mac App Store Apple music Apple pay Apple care Apple TV plus Apple arcade and all the other Shrek I mean this is it you've heard me talk about it before this is Apple after the iPhone but the iPhone did pretty well too the iPhone 11 was the top-selling phone for every week during the December quarter so when I

Say the market needs compromise and not innovation this is the best example they grew double digits in the United States UK France Singapore Brazil mainland China India Thailand turkey Turkey okay so there's the news I guess this is the point where we start all those Apple is doomed articles you know like this one and this one and this one and this one oh man so sad can we get a hashtag rip Apple in the comments please and I'll show hopefully like to you learn something if you did hit that like a button if you hate my stupid face the dislike button works too if you're new

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