5 Ways to Bacon – You Suck at Cooking (episode 88)

published on July 19, 2020

The first method of cooking bacon is the classic pan flip put the heat on medium laying the bacon strips while the pan is still cold let it cook for however many minutes you think is a good amount of minutes to cook bacon on that side then flip the strip's over and cook them for

However many minutes you think is good to cook bacon on the other side then you can decide if you want to soak up some of the excess grease with paper towels to make it more crispy or eat it the way Jesus intended extra greasy this method

Is great if you a are cooking an amount of bacon less than or equal to the surface area of your pan be know how to carefully flip things see like things that come in strips or D like bacon the next method is what I call the Trudy

Method which was showed to me by my friend Trudy whose name I change to protect her identity it's actually Tammy who learned it from her dad Jim whose name is Bob he put in a bunch of bacon and you just consistently Whang jangling

No flipping no nonsense just an even stir this method is great if you a have more bacon to cook than the surface area of your pan be loved Wang jangling see our Trudy's and our Tami's dad's daughter D don't

Mind unevenly cooked bacon or eat like bacon the next method is the one side no flipped no touch lazy fuck I developed this method one time when I was cooking bacon while distracted which is how I always cook bacon and everything else

For this method you lay bacon strips into the pan on a bit lower than medium then you give yourself blisters trying to get into spoon carving while you wait and then BAM what you get is bacon that's both crispy and fatty at the same

Time is it a coincidence that bacon is both made of particles but shaped like a wave I'd say yeah this method is great for anyone who is a afraid of flipping B likes crispy bacon C likes fatty bacon d likes bacon e enjoys blisters or F is

Easily distracted real talk if there are kids in the house don't ever use the front burner thank you for this next method you'll need a plate some paper towels and a laser beam box simply lay the bacon onto a paper towel cover it

And put it in for around a minute per strip then remember that your sister gave you this laser beam box because the spinny thing doesn't work so it's a bit uneven but ultimately gets the job done this method is great if you a have a

Laser beam box B have a selfish sister C like bacon D like holes blown through your bacon or e like lasers and finally we have the baked method which is the whole reason I made this video because baking bacon is the

Best it's literally got the word baked in it put one side of your parchment paper with bacon then coat the other side of your parchment paper with pan put your undo on 370 fundo slide that into your kitchen hot box for 10 to 15

Minutes soak up some of that excess grease with paper towels and get the best textured bacon ever which could be described as good also great also really good also perfect and also satisfactory this method is great if you want to a

Set it and forget it B don't actually forget it remember after the right amount of time or you'll be one burn your house down and be two also burn your bacon C like bacon D like your bacon perfect II like your bacon good

Remember that crispy preferences are personal and every stove and oven cooks differently so you have to eyeball this stuff until it's cooked just how you want it so what do you do with that bacon grease first off you wait until it

Cools before you handle it and I can't stress that enough then if you want you can make a bacon fat salad dressing this is three tablespoons of bacon fat two teaspoons of red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon of Dijon some salt and pepper pepper

Pepper and a few drops of honey I can also wait until it cools more and turns into keto frosting then you can put it on your almond flour cupcakes or dispose of it if you want to pour your bacon grease down the drain don't even with

Hot water it eventually cools solidifies and becomes somebody else's problem the only exception to this is never never ever ever not even once don't do it also a lot of people think this is a myth but you can actually put

Up to two tablespoons of bacon grease into the gas tank of a car of someone you really really really don't like wake up each of you gone already and I wish I hadn't stepped

Into to fall back asleep he required so Beth started to creep up the stairs choo-choo

mr bombers my phone

Get inside baby don't stop you

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